sarcasm is my super power

vh1:

How I respond when someone complains about my attitude…

vh1:

How I respond when someone complains about my attitude…

did-you-kno:

A Walmart marketing campaign asked people to vote for the store location they wanted rapper Pitbull to visit. The promotion went viral as #ExilePitbull, and 70,000 votes sent him to Kodiak, Alaska. Source

did-you-kno:

A Walmart marketing campaign asked people to vote for the store location they wanted rapper Pitbull to visit. The promotion went viral as #ExilePitbull, and 70,000 votes sent him to Kodiak, Alaska. Source

nerdist:

I blame the Emmys for just leaving these lying around backstage. What am I, NOT going to put my mouth on it?? To be clear, I did not actually win anything.

nerdist:

I blame the Emmys for just leaving these lying around backstage. What am I, NOT going to put my mouth on it?? To be clear, I did not actually win anything.

This Unauthorized Saved by the Bell movie is so bad yet so good at the same time.

carefullywaxedthighs:

pandavalkyrie:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

I worked at Regal when Quantum of Solace came out. That was a wonderful time to be in the box office.

CLOUDY MEAT CHANCE