sarcasm is my super power

aripinthefabricofreality:

inspiredmuslimah:

The man in the picture is Rachid Nekkaz, a French-Algerian businessman living in France.

He heard about the niqab ban in France. Then he announced that he will pay all fines for women who wear the niqab - not just in France but “in any country in the world that bans women from doing so”.

He opened a fund of € 1 million. Then he said, “My sister, go out free wherever you want and I will pay the fine for you”

Allahu Akbar, May Allah reward him.

Take note FEMA this is how you properly do activism to help women who cover themselves. 

deancovert:

fishingboatproceeds:

once-upon-a-time-and-space:

I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

Now that I bought the movie on iTunes, I can confirm that this is real. (Also hilarious.) You can see it very clearly 1:36 into the movie. I wasn’t there the day they shot this scene, so I have no idea who did it, but there were several nerdfighters on the crew. Whoever is responsible for these beautiful mating plastic giraffes: THANK YOU, MY HERO.

go art team!!

disneymoviesandfacts:

The finale of Toy Story 3 when Baby Doll tosses Lotso into the trash is a reference to The Emperor’s fate at the hands of his henchman, Darth Vader, at the end of Star Wars: Episode VI - The Return of the Jedi. Toy Story and Toy Story 2 have similar homages to the Star Wars films; in Toy Story, Sid menacingly asks Woody “where are your Rebel friends now?”, as Grand Moff Tarkin had in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope while Buzz suggests that Emperor Zurg has begun construction on a space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet and has only one weakness. In Toy Story 3, Emperor Zurg confesses he is Buzz Lightyear’s father, similar to Darth Vader’s admission to Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back.

disneymoviesandfacts:

The finale of Toy Story 3 when Baby Doll tosses Lotso into the trash is a reference to The Emperor’s fate at the hands of his henchman, Darth Vader, at the end of Star Wars: Episode VI - The Return of the JediToy Story and Toy Story 2 have similar homages to the Star Wars films; in Toy Story, Sid menacingly asks Woody “where are your Rebel friends now?”, as Grand Moff Tarkin had in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope while Buzz suggests that Emperor Zurg has begun construction on a space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet and has only one weakness. In Toy Story 3, Emperor Zurg confesses he is Buzz Lightyear’s father, similar to Darth Vader’s admission to Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back.

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes